dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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