No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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