"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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