In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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