so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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