are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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