i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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