thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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