And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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