I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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