We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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