check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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