Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My cat gives me a boner
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
