You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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