And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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