i jhust puked up my retainher.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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