Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
