dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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