So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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