oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
