She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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