And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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