i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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