Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
