We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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