Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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