i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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