Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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