Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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