her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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