Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
