similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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