it wasn't lemon gatorade
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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