Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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