he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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