i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
How external is "for external use only"?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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