I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I seem to have left my pride at pride
false alarm. still invincible.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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