I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
