another moral hangover. fuck.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
