For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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