i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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