I showed him my bush... on skype.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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