Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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