So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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