I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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