ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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