You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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