Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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