Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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