Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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